Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.

"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"

by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

Spounch

A puddle of dried semen

My friend has a spounch on his floor

by Mexican juices April 11, 2017

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

slauncha

Pronunciation of the Gaelic word Sláinte, meaning cheers or "to your health". Popularized by Irish pubs and beers such as Guinness.

"Slauncha!" (when raising a pint and celebrating with your friends)

by Alan Dobkin April 10, 2007

Staunch

(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.

Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”

by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019

sprunch

A mixed drink that is half Sprite and half fruit punch, available at McDonalds in Hawaii and Guam.

I'd like a sprunch, please.

by indie chick May 23, 2006

staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb

1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound

by Haruspex August 9, 2008