When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
by Eskibear October 26, 2003
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They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
by McKFC August 3, 2018
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A Sastin is the type of guy that is a nerd, that looses his wallet a lot but has a sugar mummy that pays for it, that has a AWESOME kid and snores. Sastin is only mean to people when the people are not up to his expectations. Sastin plays Fortnite and nothing else he eats alot of food and can only be a good friend if you dont have tattoos, if you are slightly smart, bikeys and if you are not nice but not mean. Be careful about the Sastin because he is very strict.
Sastin: Hey you, over there!
Random guy: What do you want
Sastin: Huh! Are you a bikey, you $#@! @#$%@& @#$%^$!
Random guy: What do you want
Sastin: Huh! Are you a bikey, you $#@! @#$%@& @#$%^$!
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Get the Spasiba mug.The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007
Get the Tween Spastics mug."Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.
"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"
by James Buckley August 26, 2007
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