wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.

Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..

by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006

Fitty From The Spar

A woman who is a fitty who waddles round stomping her feet like she's going to wet herself :D (From Wales)

Oh My God, look at that fitty from the spar

by Bob Dunno October 16, 2010

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

Light Spar

The act of agreeing to a round of playful, relaxed, simulated fighting followed by a violent overreaction to any shot landed cleanly.

Ay cuh, let’s have a light spar, I’m not tryna get CTE up in this bih.

by Bigdawgfindawg July 5, 2025

Spar

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made
Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

by Step lupid April 5, 2021

Schizo Sparring

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

by anonymous November 21, 2023