spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009

spalculate

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

by ta May 7, 2004

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

sprakelated

Under the influence of psychostimulant drugs, OBVIOUSLY, and to the point of not being able to function; spun.

Chuck T was too sprakelated to leave his room, and so he spent the next 36 painting little figurines

by Yay Area Heisenburg March 20, 2010

Starvulated

To be so hungry one is willing to eat literally anything and think it tastes like ambrosia.

I'm so starvulated this Nacho Cheese Doritos Slurpee is really hitting the spot!

I'm so starvulated these deepfried live maggots taste like heaven!

Man, this chili cheese grapefruit is AMAZING, wanna bite?

by Jayne Err August 16, 2011