sparkly

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009

sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.

I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. The term originated in a fancomic on Pirate Monkeys Inc.

"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."

by GMonkey May 5, 2007

sparkydinglelight

Shitparkinese shitepark is a skatepark in Ayr, Scotland(Also knewn as cragie skatepark - 'Sparky' derives from the spark off a flint and steel, 'Dingle' is the body of a lighter and 'light' is the fire from the lighter. Together this is the full name of a lighter in the land of Ayr in Scotland.

Haw, any of youse got a sparkydinglelight?
Aye here chief...

by crustal meth November 3, 2019

Sparked

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

by Mr T March 9, 2004

Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

by Not R May 8, 2009

Sparkeel

When you have to fart but your girlfriend won't let you, even if she's not in the same area.

Bill: *rips one* Haha your turn
Lenny: cant man wife said no
Bill: but she's in Iowa man, that's a real sparkeel

by Stalinyouth July 4, 2019