shardon

1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway

Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon

by niggy123321 June 6, 2017

Stardon

The effect, physiological and/or psychological, that a celebrity can have on the body and/or mind of another human being. Usually, but not limited too, a purely sexual response.

While on vacation in Mexico we spotted Sienna Miller at a beach cafe, got a total stardon.

Damn Will Ferrell makes some sick stardon bank.

by fullcity July 22, 2007

Spadoni

this word is typically describes a sweet guy. a guy who is always there for for his friends and people who are closest to him. a handsome guy with beautiful eyes, eyes that you could get lost in. when he smiles you feel as though you are melting. when he hugs you, you feel invincible. he gives support where support is needed. a true friend. often having nerdy tendencies. knowing when a laugh is needed making all around him laugh at his jokes. his dedication to his country stands out to all those who have the liberty to know him.

that zach kid is a real spadoni.

by duchesnegraduate December 6, 2011

Spadonkulous

something to awesome to describe.

Dude their giving out free IPhones!" "Whoa thats Spadonkulous!

by Biggy T January 9, 2011

shardonnay

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.

Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay

by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006

Sardonic

it's the fancy word for being an asshole

You're such a douchebag that you're bordering on sardonic.

by Beeblebro1 July 12, 2015

shardon

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

by dadafari October 18, 2009