Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

spankies

Underware or the briefs worn under a cheerleading or pon pom uniform.

"Wait dont come in yet, I only have my spankies on!"

by frog4lunch November 6, 2003

spankees

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through

i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!

by hitt that April 23, 2005

spankies

cross country uniform.almost like a bikini type bottom with a tanktop.

she wore spankies to the cross country championship meet.

by matt December 14, 2003

spankees

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.

"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

spankies

Tight spandex shorts most commonly worn by dancers in rehearsal as well as performance.

I have all kinds of spankies from my high school's dance team, we wore yellow ones during our routine to Wonderwall.

by dancerrrzrus April 16, 2011

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012