Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

Spandex Brigade

Overly serious cyclists. These people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. So called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. The Spandex Brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.

I was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the Spandex Brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

by JoeDredd May 25, 2015

spandex

Things that look really good on women. Not so good on men

Did you see that girl in spandex?
Yeah her ass looked good!

by babyboy34 September 1, 2009

spanx

Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"

"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."

by Dawn Bolter February 10, 2005

Don't bust your Spanx.

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10

"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."

by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010

spanxy

A variation of sexy unique to those with especially spankable asses.

Damn, Coco, you were looking pretty spanxy last night in that clingy vintage sweater dress... was pretty tough to keep my hands off.

by yourmummmm September 12, 2009

Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

by L TROY October 26, 2006