spider gang

the boy's bathroom during the break

spider gang: drink my piss you nasty sIut

by cheesecheese2 February 10, 2021

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!

I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

spider nigga

Spider Nigga, Spiderman but a nigga not Miles morales tho he a true nigga instead of a robber killing uncle ben he the one who killed uncle ben. The way he got his powers was by fucking a spider thot and hes been spider nigga for 15 mins. he also kills niggers not white people. Hes been the hero of the hood for many mins and always will be he also reads niggalations instead of the Bible.

"Oh shit is that Spider Nigga"
"Yeah he shot my nigga the other day"

by Spider Nigga January 25, 2019

Shaderize

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.

The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.

by MrMr Obvious August 28, 2013

my spider

My homie
R.O.D (ride or die)

Guy :That's my spider !

Girl :pet?

Guy : no, I mean as my homie lol

by Jacobperez22 November 1, 2017

spider pee

Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.

If you really loved me, you'd spider pee with me regardless of the risks.

by Dark Rabbit October 2, 2013