Southend High

A poor school for posh twats that will probably end up working at MacDonalds anyway

Oh, do you go to Southend High? Fuck off you posh twat.

by Not Ghengis Khan December 23, 2018

Southend

Southend - Voted Number 1 holiday destination for tramps at the annual homeless awards

Southend on sea - pronounced (Saafend) by natives, is the original home for cult gangs such as the 'Pol Pack', 'AOB (Army Of Blue) and newer factions such as '12 Block'.

The schools are all pretty shit and reek of special measures and if you are meant to be on lockdown because of a deadly virus that is infecting the whole world, then come to our beaches. it
It doesn't matter if you're from southend or not. Nobody has to social distance. Apparently everybody is either immune or can't afford a newspaper let alone a television set to watch the news. Either of those reasons or everyone is as thick as dog shit. Probably the latter.

If you have at least 2 different 'baby mums', a failed rap career, sell drugs or have been to prison then look no further for love as women will fall at your feet in southend.

Southend - Cor blimey proper sunny today init let's go saafend look at the crumpet bruv

by Southend Historical Facts Find May 27, 2020

Southen

Stylish, Elegant and Classy. Intelligent, successful and fun.

I hear she's gonna marry a Southen, she is soo lucky!

by Judi's A Princess January 7, 2012

Southend Suntan

A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.

"Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan."
"Where ya been?"
"Southend. I got a Southend Suntan."

by PowersThatBe May 19, 2014

southendlodder

an amazing bird that wants love but is to scared to have it

southendlodder is a good bird

by rhettttttt November 28, 2018

Southener

someone who likes their mouth south of the boarder.

He really likes oral sex, he must be a southener.

by chazzington January 21, 2021

Softiena

Ur A Cute Girl And Ur A Softie / Soft Girl. U Love A lot Of Men Over 19. Ur Probably 17 When U Stop Liking Men. Ur Never Lying And Always Telling The Truth. Ur Probably A Person That’s Weird As A Joke. Everyone Laughs At Ur Jokes.

Omg. Ur such a Softiena!!

by Softiena June 3, 2021