Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

SOTWer

A complete beginner at guitar. "Smoke on the Water" (SOTW) by Deep Purple is one of the easiest guitar songs to learn and is typically a guitar player's first song. A SOTWer is therefore a person who claims that they can play guitar yet "Smoke on the Water" is the only song that they know how to play.

-"Wow, that kid is such a SOTWer, he's been playing the same thing over and over."
-"Yeah, why'd he try out for the guitar spot then?"
-"Beats me, he's gonna need a few lessons to really learn something good."

by Sid Barrett July 22, 2007

the softserve

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

by badass757 May 17, 2006

stoser

someone who gets his or her(his in most cases) attentention and identity from talking about or smoking marijuana in front of other people and hoping that anyone notices it and pay attention to it.
stoser is a mixup between 'stoner' and 'poser'.

screaming out loud through the classroom; 'yoo, bob(fictional character), i think i quit smoking for 3 weeks, you with me'! 'yeah chris(fictional character), i think so'.
one day later:
'yoo chris, did you know how stoned i was yesterday'.
'yeah me to'.
bob and chris are stosers

by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010

Soteria

A girl who is loyal and a good friend to her friends people turn against her for dumb reasons she is hella sweet people just take advantage of her because she always have food&Money and willing to buy her friends whatever she wants. Soteria carry around bills. She is very into fashion loves purses and shoes and colorful things most likely a Soteria favorite color be Blue or Purple. Soteria is loving and sweet anyone would be lucky to date her. Or be her friend for the ones who don't like her nor hang with her... Too sad too bad because they would never find people like Soteria.

I need a Soteria right now!! I need cash!! I need help my life is falling apart without her!!!

by ANONYSM13 June 4, 2018

Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

soterani

Soterani is a sassy girl in a good way when you first get to know her she'll be rude and diffrent but after a while but yeah if shes sees a boy she hates she go up to him and smack him and it might turn into a fight she'll hurt your feelings bad with her roasts she very funny so go find your self a Soterani cause its worth it and you'll never wanna lose her.

(Donald Trump) i want a friend like Soterani.
(Arianna Grande) yeah me too there great backup and good freind.

by makky quirola September 26, 2021