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scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird September 27, 2003
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Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"
Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?
by 11O37 November 28, 2019
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soitis

Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"
(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!
by matt McIvor January 14, 2008
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Scrittle

The act of scratching a cat behind the ear.
Fluffy loves Scrittles!
by SeagullLettuce September 11, 2018
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Solitaire

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.
by yup June 23, 2003
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Scritch

When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs
(*your posse rolls up in a car) get in loser we're going to scritch kits
by Geesefreely January 30, 2021
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