Spoof of Harry Potter in which Harry, Ron, and Highmonie have to recover the evil dude's stash of marijuana in order to save the world.
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
Get the HARRY POTHEAD AND THE SORCERER'S STASH mug.A true god among men. His presence alone is enough to make his enemies bow down in fear, and give his allies the hope to fight for a new day. His dick size rivals the length and girth you see in porn-stars when you go "Monster Cock" on xvideos. Hes rumored to be one of the founding members on the secret society know as "thot patrol" however no evidence has been found to back this up as he seems to be working with some sort of cult at the moment. He is a real niggra, not only stealing from dollar stores but also stealing your memes and your dad (because his left). He blesses the world with his words of wisdom and stories from the old times that have been passed down for multiple generations. He was the first person to truly understand King Crimsons ability. Whilst gaming on his 10k pc, he puts homosexuals and white knights in their place before going home and selling lolis to old Italian men. He exsists in the truemans world and is someone we should all worship and strive to be like.
Example 1
Thot 1: "Oh no, he found us thotting around his base! We gotta run and get outta here!"
Thot 2: "One does not just run away from Ace Sorcerer. Were as good as dead now."
Thot 3: **Dog face filter**
Example 2
Benjamin: " Yo bro, i saw Ace Sorcerer walking down the street today and after stopping and praying that he forgives my wasteyute ways, I made sure to tell him how great he is!"
Lin: Good on you man, make sure that you praise Ace Sorcerer at least once an hour!"
Example 3
Pornstar with 9 incher: "I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW IS YOUR COCK SO BIG?!"
Ace Sorcerer himself: "Scum like you will never ascend heaven and get dicks this big."
Pornstar with 9 incher: **dies**
Thot 1: "Oh no, he found us thotting around his base! We gotta run and get outta here!"
Thot 2: "One does not just run away from Ace Sorcerer. Were as good as dead now."
Thot 3: **Dog face filter**
Example 2
Benjamin: " Yo bro, i saw Ace Sorcerer walking down the street today and after stopping and praying that he forgives my wasteyute ways, I made sure to tell him how great he is!"
Lin: Good on you man, make sure that you praise Ace Sorcerer at least once an hour!"
Example 3
Pornstar with 9 incher: "I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW IS YOUR COCK SO BIG?!"
Ace Sorcerer himself: "Scum like you will never ascend heaven and get dicks this big."
Pornstar with 9 incher: **dies**
by Aloyalfollower March 13, 2018
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by Jhinks January 15, 2023
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n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"
"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
by porkch0p October 23, 2005
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"I can't believe you went home with Eddie yesterday."
"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."
"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."
"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."
"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."
by Ansube0113 January 12, 2022
Get the Sorcerer's slip mug.Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
by Gwladys December 30, 2010
Get the sorceress mug.A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.
Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
by Alan Danson November 18, 2011
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