Shpasm

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

slopass

1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.

1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.

by JohnRom February 5, 2008

SPAS 12

An selective fire (pump action or semi automatic) twelve gauge shotgun intended for the military/police market. Manufactured by Franchi of Italy. 8 round tubular magazine. "SPAS" is an acronym for Special Purpose Automatic Shtogun

The cop entered the building with a SPAS 12 shotgun half-hidden under his coat.

by JoeBob August 5, 2003

Shopasaurus

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Spascha

Wanneer een persoon spastischer is dan een spast

Je bent echt een spascha

by Spasten hond May 26, 2019

Spase PeePole

People who are so ugly or weird looking that they are said to be from outer space. They don't even spell it right though.

"They come from spase so they don't come from here. These are the spase peepole. They are from...A different...Planet. Spase peepole. They're not of this earth. They're from outer spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase Peepole. Spase Peepole. I was outside one day in my backyard, and I saw the spase peepole come down in my yard. They said: 'We're not from here. We're spase peepole. We're not of this earth, cause we are from spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase peepole. Spase peepole. We're spase peepole ----We Am Spase Peepole"

by Shawon April 17, 2003

SOPA

The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with.

uhm, whats that internet thing again? is that what all the kiddies are stealing music with? we better fix that...

don't let the internet take a SOPA to the knee.

by spider123456789 December 27, 2011