Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

Sooner Fan by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

Sooner-Piled 

The act of many Oklahoma Sooner fans coming to the aid of a single misguided Sooner fan. This action usually occurs on message boards and can be spotted easily because of the Sooners overly emotional reactions to simple posts.

Even though TLO is an idiot and everyone knows it the Sooner fans still Sooner-Piled blah & bdub just for calling him out.

Sooner-Piled by 44Acres November 18, 2009

Sooner Bonanza 

When you order the Oklahoma pay per view football game and put a huge projector in your backyard and invite all of your neighborhood to come watch it for free.

After the Sooner Bonanza it will be clear who butters the bread in this neighborhood.

Sooner Bonanza by Sideways23 September 9, 2020

sooner rather than later 

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on

I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die

sooner rather than later by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Boomer Sooner 

1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.

2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.

(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)

1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"

Boomer Sooner by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010

peak-too-sooner 

Someone that peaks too soon. Coined in the Mike Meyers, Gwyneth Paltrow movie View From the Top. Used to describe someone that reached their peak too soon, and are headed towards a steady decline in skill, intelligence, etc.

Gwyneth Paltrow: How could I have failed that test? I am at the top of the class!
Mike Meyers: Well...you're a peak-too-sooner. You peaked too soon.

peak-too-sooner by camarofreak June 27, 2008