load sopper

a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off

hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now

Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007

Soarer

A great luxury sports car by Toyota/Lexus.

Produced from the 80s to current.
The Z3 model (90s) was available with two engine options - the 2.5GT-T contains the 1JZ-GTE engine good for 206kw, it is a straight-six twin turbo. The SC400 contains a 1UZ-FE 4lt. NA V8 pumping out slightly less power, weighing more and being slower down the drag strip.

Soarers are generally automatic, have great looks and are fairly cheap. They may be badged as Lexus or Toyota.

Also: One that soars, thus flying high.

Damn I want that Soarer.

by Eli D August 30, 2005

cork soaker

Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.

Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".

by dannykewl December 7, 2012

Snaperella

A female body builder who conducts her lifts & presses with poor form, resulting in long term and/or permanent injury, a regular at Snap City.

Check out Snaperella over there, her orthopedic surgeon must be making a killing.

by Saplen June 7, 2018

cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

by JHo May 13, 2005

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004