Soil

To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!

And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...

Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa

"Damn it,I've soiled myself"
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)

by Her royally awesome royal awesomeness, Bridgett Dockray December 28, 2005

soil

when a person does something or is dirty

Yo u saw that cross over my lebron that shit was soil

example2. That nigga needs to take a shower hes looks mad soil

by Tedwards52 January 24, 2010

soilings

to be/get very drunk or done in.

there were many soilings lastnight.

by bleodore July 26, 2009

Soil

To nut while making out with a girl before sex.

Reese was making out with Olivia and Soiled.

by The brad of chads November 6, 2020

soil

adj. so ill, incredibly awesome

Wow, that beruit shot to win the game was soil.

by Dank Heezo April 26, 2006

Soil

Soil is a slang term for "soy sauce" used by native Hawaiians.

Kaleolani: What ah you doing bruddah?
Kaleo: I frying one fish and we gunna hav rice too.
Kaleolani: OK, I gunna bring da Aloha Soil.
soy sauce Aloha Soil Soyl hawaiian slang

by Tallglassajuice January 4, 2010

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018