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Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.
"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"
by alexl0923 February 9, 2009
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Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
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concious snoring

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.
Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.
by snoreface October 31, 2007
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morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.
Always morning snoring to start the day!
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 17, 2015
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hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.
His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!
by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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