snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.

Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.

by nuttybunny September 25, 2013

Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.

My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

snorkling

The act of giving oral sex to a male underwater

I walked out to the pool and saw Jan snorkling on Jon

by carpmentor November 3, 2007

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

snorgeling

Emphatically cute snuggling, especially between furry, cute, and helpless creatures. Heaviest emphasis is placed on interspecies relationships.

I caught my kitten and puppy snorgeling today, despite the assumption that the two species do not generally mix well.

by DJ Tigre May 23, 2007

snorfing

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is

Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.

by ami413 September 1, 2013

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009