Snorf 

Verb. To snore.

My mom's snorfing has really been keeping me up lately

Yeah, my parents' room is right above me and I can hear them snorf through the floor.

Snorf by Mozes293 March 19, 2011

snorf 

To sniff a spot that someone has just recently had gotten up from. Also, can be used in a noun form. Such as, someone who sniffs a spot that someone has just left from.

Jimmy just snorffed Erica's chair.

Jimmy is such a snorf.

snorf by Smoke-House July 21, 2005

Snorf 

To make a precise or fine-tuned adjustment perfectly on the first attempt

Looky there, I've Snorfed R16 on the aux card and now the gain adjustment is perfect!

Snorf by Squirrel Rubber September 18, 2014

snorf 

Someone who sits in one bathtub, farts, and proceeds to eat ones bubbles.

Robert is such a snorf.

snorf by adam January 17, 2005

Snorf 

A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"

You have a cocktail party at your house and many guests are present. Someone spills a glass of red wine on your white Karastan Wool Carpet. You exclaim "what the snorf?"

Snorf by zazoo June 14, 2008

snorf 

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

snorf by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Snorf 

SNORF IS WHEN YOU GOT THE GOOD STUFF AND YOU WANNA SNORF ITT

GIMME THE GOOD SHIT I WANNA SNORF IT

Snorf by BoiiiiguellMOOOOMOOO November 1, 2018