Floppy Snootch

fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)

A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.

"Girl.... you gots a floppy snootch!"

by David Billard January 15, 2004

Snootch Weiner

When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".

Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?

by Butthole Donuts January 16, 2008

Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.

When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.

by pachuco553 July 27, 2018

bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos

man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch

by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010

snootch to the nootch

Word to your mom and your sister. A wonderful way to say what up dog? My friend Andrew; We call him Snootch!!!

Sup Snootch? Snootch to your mom! Don Wan De La Nootch!

by Jeremiah M Duke March 3, 2005

Snootch

A smooch delivered to a snoot, most commonly on a doggo.

I greet my doggo with snootches and roobs every day when I come home.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Snootching

This is the equivalent of "teabagging", except this is when a female does it to a male. She can also obviously do it to a female, if that's how she rolls.

Monica proceeded to sit on my face; when contact happened, I knew I had just been snootched.

Monica had just mastered the art of snootching.

by MDB311 July 18, 2009