snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

snooker

anything and everything

it means EVERYTHING

can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"

dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot
omg, i was so snookered last night
SNOOKA PLEASE

by sslex October 17, 2006

Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.

steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.

by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011

snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.

I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.

by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.

Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!

by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007

snooker

a hooker who looks like snookie

look at that girl shes such a snooker.

by dyutdyo November 14, 2010

snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005