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snooker

anything and everything

it means EVERYTHING

can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"
dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot
omg, i was so snookered last night
SNOOKA PLEASE
by sslex October 17, 2006
mugGet the snookermug.

Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.
steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.
by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011
mugGet the Snookermug.

snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.
I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.
by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005
mugGet the snookermug.

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.
Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!
by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007
mugGet the snookeringmug.

Snookerized

For a man to be angrily confronted face-to-face by a female with his fist subsequently connecting with her face.
Dude, that crazy bitch got in my face, so I snookerized her.
by hersheymike January 23, 2010
mugGet the Snookerizedmug.

snooker

look at that girl shes such a snooker.
by dyutdyo November 14, 2010
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snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.
Just blame it on a snooker.
by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005
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