spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.

Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.

by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007

snooders

The act of pouring liquor into bottom, underside part of a shot glass and snorting it.

Man, I was so messed up, I took 10 vodka snooders. Cleared my clogged up nose though.

by taus7590 June 18, 2009

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

snooded

Where the wire for your headphone or charger gets bunched at the ends leading to the death of the said charger.
Also could be known as turtlenecking

I’m so annoying my charger became snooded today

by JBak5 May 8, 2018

bong snooter

the act of taking a bong rip through the nose

damn, vince took a major bong snooter!

by Mr. X TE C May 10, 2009