Snailpo

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.

SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Snillion

A number where the value is determined at the user's discretion. Subject to change every time it's used.

JIM: I bet you a snillion dollars that you can't toss that up and catch it in your mouth!
GINGER: I just did. You owe me a million dollars!
JIM: No, I said a snillion dollars. That's really only $1 dollar.

(Had Jim won the bet, he could have claimed that it was worth $10, $100 or any other value)

by mJeep August 29, 2006

snailgater

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.

I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.

by SLLGs October 2, 2008

snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

snail tracks

Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.

Damn Girl, you gonna leave snail tracks!

by Bizob February 9, 2003

Skoil

Skeet in Oil Form, used on people who are relativly stupid or say's stupid things.

Skeet Oil

Chad was being a bitch so I bought him some skoil

by GaDoomZ February 6, 2008

shoilise

the quality of consuming something exceedingly sparingly so as to prolong the enjoyment

She has been shoilise for 3 months with that bag of Skittles, only eating one piece of candy per day.

by SideshoViD August 28, 2009