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The funniest place to go for sneaker related humor.
Sneakerhead: Hey did you see that post about hypebeasts on SneakerHead Memes earlier?

Hypebeast: I didn't get it.
by adminregan January 17, 2013
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sneakerhead hustle

The grind of customizing, selling, and flipping sneakers—often late nights of painting, designing, and marketing shoes online—while staying plugged into trends and sneaker drops.
“Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I’m deep in the sneakerhead hustle finishing custom Jordans for a client.”
by NbA Yonngbioy September 17, 2025
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stealerhead

A derogatory name for someone who has just stolen your boyfriend. Screamed at the top of one's lungs towards the boyfriend stealer. Occasionally accompanied by over the top gesturing with one's hand and hysterical jumping up and down on the spot.
E: "How dare you take my boyfriend, you stealerhead!"
by mrs ellie kelly January 26, 2009
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sneaker head

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD
by *~BLacK WiDoW~* April 6, 2007
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snakehead

Snakeheads are Chinese gangs which smuggle people to other countries. They appear often especially in the Fujian region of China and smuggle their "customers" often into more wealthy Western countries like the United Kingdom or the United States.

The name snakehead comes from the people being smuggled, often called "man-snake" in the Chinese language. The people who organize the smuggling are therefore called snakeheads (head of (man-)snakes), which is in fact a word-by-word translation of the Chinese term
Early this morning, police raided a snakehead flophouse in East London.
by Sherlock123 May 25, 2006
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Sneaker head

Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts
Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!
by Naislin October 14, 2017
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Speakerhead

People or person who walk around with head phones or earbuds in or on there head all the time.
Dude, look at that kid, he's a speakerhead. It's like he has two speakers taped to his noggin.
by Baseball Dad February 23, 2013
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