Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012

Batty Snatcher

A tall gormless northern man who comes in the night to snatch the battys of those who misbehave

Yo dude what happened to Tim?

Bro the batty snatcher took his ass last night because he’d been such a doinker this year

by BattyItis January 5, 2022

bait snatcher

A guy who takes all the girls from the rest of the civilized population

Bait snatcher is James kim

by HEYSUCKA123jk April 14, 2014

Hipe Snatcher

Someone who usually feels the urge to morphslap of ships. They have many similarities to glitchsloppers. (Black Wake)

If you feel any troubles or urges to morphslap you can find links online to help.

Hipe Snatchers feel the need to morphslap of ships too.

by youareaclock September 16, 2017

Cradle snatcher

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.

"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."

by factcurate June 8, 2020

fancy nut snatcher

someone who picks all the cashews out of the mixed nut bowl at a party

Guy 1: Dan is a fucking fancy nut snatcher... there's no cashews left

Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him pick the shrimp out of the shrimp scampi as well

by random3214 March 16, 2009

Timmy Snatcher

A large, white, windowless van frequently found to be ominously parked outside schools, parks and other places of interest for young children.
Often depicted in film to be a haven for thieves, surveillance teams and all villains in general.
A place of residence for hippies, kidnappees, etc.

The suspect in last night's alleged incidences were last seen leaving the scene of the crime in a large, white, windowless van, commonly known as a timmy snatcher.

by Dealer13 March 11, 2010