Sarsehole

a person who is a sassy arsehole.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarsehole.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

snarger

a person who sniffs bicycle seats in women's gymnasiums

Trevor, Hugh and John aspired to be great snargers but they didn't have the credentials to get into the ladies gym

by Pelepo April 20, 2005

Snarely

A guy who is sexy, has soft hair you want to touch, and looks extremely cozy. Basically someone you'd want to take a nap with. Bonus if he's in soft shirt and/or wrapped in a blanket, and gets warm while sleeping so you can lay on his chest.

"Omg Laurz, look at that guy staring at us over there. He's snarely as fuck!" "Ahh and in sweatshirt?! SO snarely!"😍

by chosenbrunette December 29, 2016

Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

by Squedder March 3, 2018

Where's my snare?

A phrase used by those who have lost interest in something they used to enjoy. This tends to happen during bouts of depression or anxiety.

Also a line in a popular Eminem song.

I used to game all the time but almost never anymore, where's my snare?

Where's my snare? I got no snare in my headphones.

by Allynius January 6, 2012

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

snarkenfreude

Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.

snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.

"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007