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Shartgasm

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.
by zrat March 20, 2006
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Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.
1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."
by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008
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Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.
We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.
by Sy Flis September 6, 2016
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snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.
Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.
by JDMGio December 23, 2009
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Snarcasm

The use of sharp wit that combines sarcasm and snarkiness...
Samson has learned to to exercise discretion and sensitivity with his girlfriend by avoiding jokes and snarcasm.
by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010
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Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.
"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".
by Tonyem November 14, 2011
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snazzgasm

verb. -ˈsnæzgæzəm- colloquialism

The biochemical reaction that takes place in ones loins after bearing witness to something outrageously fashionable and/or eloquently flashy; Usually caused by an outfit or particularly stylish article of clothing.
Man 1: "Hey, did you see Rob's new fedora?"

Man 2: "Yeah, I barely caught a glimpse before my groin began to spasm in ecstasy."

Man 1: "Well, boy howdy! You must've had a snazzgasm!"
by D Willy March 25, 2010
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