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dirty pickle snapper

Dirty diseased hooker on belle and baseline who snaps her toothless gums on a wiener to pay for her next hit of crack
by Dirty pirate November 27, 2013
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you snapped

"You did a great job! Well done."
Wow, you snapped with the meal bruh bruh.
by yngyhwh March 28, 2017
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elusive snapping pussy

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012
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put the snapper on him

Gave him that good good, so damn good he dont want anything else from any other woman
Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".
by Awesome doodle 2355 September 6, 2014
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Snapped

Opposite of flopped; when someone comes thru.
"Yooo, Max just snapped on that music, it was so bumpin'"
by sonessssss June 28, 2015
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garter snapper

An outdated term used popularly in the 1920s-1950s that refers to a man who has sex with many different women or has a lot of one night stands. The phrase "garter snapper" originates in this time period due to the fact that women often wore garters to hold up their tights and therefore someone who often "snaps" these garters takes them off, an act commonly preformed during this time period during sex or an affair.
"Did you hear that Connorly went to bed with both Meg and Sally in the same week!"
"Woah, he's quite the garter snapper."
by The chimney sweep March 1, 2015
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snapscat

A verb that refers to the act of transmitting your "scat" (in this case another word for fecal related imagery) towards a fellow recipient on the popular smartphone-app Snapchat
Friend nr.1
Look! Albert just sent me a picture on Snapchat!

Friend nr.2
Wow really?! let me see!
AAAW jesus fuck why would anyone send snapscat?!
that shit is sooo 2013.......
by By våne October 7, 2013
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