snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

snap one off

slang term for Masturbation

Every night before i sleep i lie in bed and snap one off. It's the best way to get to sleep.

by Willie85 May 23, 2008

snap me off

The request for someone to send pornographic images of themselves through the app Snap Chat with intention that one will jerk off to the images until one reaches climax.

I begged Carlie, "Come on baby, Snap me off. I'm almost there"

by Todd McClever B.F.E. March 12, 2015

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

snapping one off

endulging in one's penis

ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.

by big sing August 9, 2006

snap the key off in the lock

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018