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dick smack

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
by madaine May 5, 2005
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dick stack

"Hey, nice canoe, Dick Stack!"
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cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner
Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
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nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.
If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".
by mackerbruny February 9, 2010
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Stack the Dick-tionary

Dictionary - a collection of knowledge.

Dick-tionary represents a collection of browser windows brought up in tabs within a single window. When opening to the first page, the porn video may start to load. This Load time can be better spent visiting a neighboring porn site.

If you continue this process, you will open more windows. Eventually, you may find yourself cumming back to your first page. By this time, the porn video should be partially, if not Cum-pletely, finished loading.

Then one can continue to watch porm cunt-secutively, one right after the other. This is a more efficient use of time, allowing you to view more porn in less time.
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by Asmodian83 March 6, 2011
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dick smack

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
by kris bigelow May 13, 2005
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Omega dick sack

If you have a omega dick sack, you are a Chad
Jbirdy has an omega dick sack
by Yahoones December 17, 2022
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