mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

Smussy

The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.

The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.

Give me that Smussy my man.

I'd like some Smussies please.

by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Smushy

A name a couple madly in love uses to call the other person. A pet name.

Amanda: "I love you smushy!"
Christopher: "I love you too, smush"

by cm191 May 16, 2011

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010