This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
by theredfella January 25, 2016
Get the Smudged Crossword mug.To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018
Get the Smudged mug.Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020
Get the Smurfed mug.While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
Get the Smurfed mug.Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009
Get the Smurfed mug.by Justin February 20, 2004
Get the Smurfed Out mug.Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.
by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007
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