smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

Smudging

The act of rubbing a partner’s butthole with a fingertip or thumb but not entering

While she was riding me my hands reached around her ass and I used my index finger to start smudging her asshole

by dzo August 28, 2021

smugging

A sexual act performed by one male to another involving their hands

They were caught in the court yard... smugging.

by Smuggee January 14, 2003

smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

smudging

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.

Dude, your dog is smudging all over the house like a magic marker.

by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012

smadging

The process of making up definitions to words in order to freak out the undiscerning internet user.

Vic: Snorgling means WHAT?!?
Loki: Don't worry, man, pontifex is just smadging with you.

by fuzzybabybunny January 14, 2009