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Smother Mother

1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.
Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.
by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017
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Smother Kart

A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
This racing is getting boring, let me sit on your face so we can play Smother Kart.
by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022
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seat smasher

Term given to fans of Leeds United football club, due to their fondness for ripping up the stadiums of their opponents and using the seats as makeshift projectiles.
Oh dear, it seems the neo-nazi bastards from down the road have ruined our stadium again.
by Big Baby Dawg August 4, 2005
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Smother Me

To be so incredibly in love with someone that all you want to do is smother eachother in overflowing love, hugs and kisses.
by Baleabodylotion December 30, 2009
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smother-in-law

A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.
My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.
by oversharin June 5, 2009
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Thigh Smother

A Wrestling move involving a girl, ussually with thick thighs, putting her thighs on a guy or girl's mouth and nose, smothering them
and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy

skirt.
Izzy thigh smothered marco with her mighty thunder thighs, knocking him out and almost killing him.
by Lichkingisraphel October 27, 2011
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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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