smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

Sworny

Contraction of the words sweet and horny
Actually the best kind of horny, not in a dirty, filthy way, but in a sweet way.

Comparative: swornier

Superlative: sworniest

CC is so sworny, she's the sworniest girl in the world!

by Milanifan August 29, 2010

Sworny

That of being horny, yet in a sweet way. A romantic, or a cuddle sense of being horny.

I"m so sworny, when im around you.

by Tehbunneh September 25, 2005

Sorny

The feeling you get when you're Sad and Horny.

Frank: Hey baby~
Selma: Hey~
Frank: Im a bit sorny today..
Selma: Sad and Horny?
Frank: yea..

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie May 27, 2018

Sporny

A very lucky, or flukey individual. Someone who is very jammy!

I can't believe you just won that you sporny bastard!

by TFNH November 19, 2009

slorny

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

by familyguydork December 1, 2020

Sporny

The words Super, Fucking, and Horny combined into one meaning one has reached peak lust levels. Horniness levels off the charts as in they are unable to be contained. whenever an individual has reached this level, be ready for some freaky shit to pop off.

Damn man there's so many hot chicks here and I just popped a viagra, I'm Sporny!

by thicclikedick May 16, 2022