The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
by Dimitri Mantooth December 15, 2008
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Similar to hangry (hungry and angry). When one is sleepy and horny simultaneously.
It has been a long day and I am really slorny.
by mr slorny March 10, 2018
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When you're mostly sleepy, but a little bit horny
I know I should sleep, but I'm slorny.
by TX Infidel January 2, 2013
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sleepy + horny = slorny
"Wow, I was slorny last night"
by familyguydork December 1, 2020
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In the chaotic rollercoaster of life, there comes a point where emotions seem to clash in a confounding manner. This intersection of sadness, loneliness, and horniness gives birth to the term "slorny" (sad + lonely + horny). When you're longing for human connection and intimacy yet find yourself hindered by a lack of motivation or energy to seek it out, you've entered the realm of feeling slorny. It's a perplexing state that many can relate to, and understanding it might help others realize they're not alone in their emotional journey.
Person 1: "I deleted Hinge."
Person 2: "Again?!"
Person 1: "Yep, I'm totally slorny, but the dating scene is just so disappointing."
Person 2: "Maybe you should give it another shot."
Person 1: "I don't know. My depression has been making everything harder."
by hel_ski July 20, 2023
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