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rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.
by 50 cal August 20, 2009
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Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
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Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
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rate my smoothy

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.
Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10
by eddie21 February 3, 2010
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Smoothier

A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.
Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.
by JonnyOptimus October 3, 2016
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Smoothie Bowl

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious
How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl
by gay of thrones August 28, 2020
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Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008
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