smoof

The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.

That smoof smelled like ass.

by Zanzarella May 15, 2003

smoof

extremely Good Looking or really really really awesome or both basically

Kurt=Smoof
Sergdoes not equal smoof

by I wonder who.......... January 6, 2008

smoof

1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window

2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone

"what the fuck brutus!? i just put on these pants and you went and smoofed them!"

by liberate cannabis May 13, 2005

Smoof

Smoof is a describing word. It is for people who do not attend university.

Paul is a Smoof. Cameron and the smoof went to the Store

by kilakan February 17, 2010

Smoof

Tom! Orrrrrr somebody who's a bit of a wazzock.

Not related in anyway to Smoofy.

Tom is a smoof

by Sinead February 22, 2004

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.

"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.

by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009