My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.
by J_Cut February 24, 2011
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Chris was so tense from his bad day at work he needed to go do a smokestack in the bathroom before he could calm down and hang out with his friends.
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The act of male masturbation involving both hands, and upon climax, the ejaculate appears to be a stream of smoke out of the top of the "stack".
by Sore Junk November 15, 2009
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v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."
"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."
"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."
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Get the dirty smokestack mug.A thoroughly uncertain form of anal pleasure, usually by rimming. It does not have to be by just one person. one can also smokestack oneself. It always is a pleasnat feeling that can perhaps be both messy and violent.
I smokestacked Justin last night.
by James Foely April 21, 2006
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-Oh you mean the horrid smokestack that the other team put on us? Yeah i was there.
-Oh you mean the horrid smokestack that the other team put on us? Yeah i was there.
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