smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.

Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"

by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

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Sober Monitor

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

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scavenger smoker

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free

Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.

by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007

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sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

by negro hero July 27, 2009

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Sober Sad

The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.

"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"

by malcohol September 28, 2019

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