Smorking

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

by runforestrun July 7, 2010

Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

by Betamax August 29, 2014

smikking

when a dyslexic person tries to skim over some text.

"this nibba smikked over some text" instead of "this nibba skimmed over some text"
"can't believe he's smikking over that text so fast"

by chihuehue October 24, 2018

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

sminking

the act of simultaneously smoking and drinking.

we out here, we sminking.

by cambodian genocide October 15, 2017

Smirping

a large fatty kiss when a gross lizard tongue enters your mouth from the oldly large headed bachelor. Usually the side affect of virginity, also really small and hard nipples.

it was honestly so disgusting yet arousing when colton was smirping demi.

by icejjfish420 January 25, 2019

sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink

Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking

by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009