Smellucinating

To smell something that is not really there. A nasal hallucination as it were...
'Smellucination', 'Smellucinated', 'Smellucinator' etc

'Tony pull your self together and stop smellucinating! There is no salami here!'

by buttonbean August 4, 2008

smelling shit grin

Its when someone tells u something u don't find funny or don't understand, u have this grin that looks like someone made u smell shit

I told my cousin Brittany a grotesque joke and she gave me a smelling shit grin

by insulator42 December 17, 2010

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

Smellin' yourself

Slang for being conceited, full of yourself, or to not be as good as you think you mite be.

Common usage:

"Man, that group in the studio last nite was smellin-themselves, they thought they shit was hot or somethin'."

"Them A**-Holes was smellin' themselves hard, couldn't get over it, like they smell was captivating' or some shit."

"Watch it now, don't be smellin' yourself now while you out there, your smelf mite be irreconcilable, take over ya."

**Any application of the phrase close to this usage is appropriate.**

by Javier Consuelo February 9, 2013

No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.

Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"

by mmlp_r November 2, 2022

melon be smellin

melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the [e-mail] . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.

twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.

by Joey Jackson Johnson August 3, 2022

Smelligator

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).

Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.

by Lovey December 28, 2005