A Smeary

The act of going in a Value City and seeing the bathroom crossed off with police homicide banners with the description "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CROSS" across them in bold text. Upon entering the said bathroom there is a big smeary shitty mess everywhere including places where shit out of a humans ass is normally not capable of going. In some cases you can try to shit on top of the shit already in the toilet and adding your contribution to the pile while a innocent dad and son enter behind you and witness the smear for themselves as they look in horror.

Whoa did you see the bathroom at Value City? It had a smeary all over it.

by Jimcocknballs August 3, 2007

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The art of being both smart and sneaky. (i.e. sly, witty)

You are so smeaky, I like it.

by Dork that Dashes November 18, 2016

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steasy

Smooth or buttery. Used as an adjective and rarely as an adverb.

Dude, that wave was so steasy!

The surface of his brand new car was so steasy.

by A Drunk Panda October 20, 2007

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Skeasy

For a girl: skanky and easy

For a guy: shallow and sometimes sleasy.
(one of those guys that will dump you so that one hour later, they can go get an hj from a skeasy girl, that just happends to be friends with the ex-gf. However, after this happends. the ex-gf hates both the skeasys.)

Zach dumped Mel at 12pm. and then at 1pm he met up with Michelle (a brazillian biitch) at the tennis courts of Southern Village, where she proceeded to give him five handjobs. Mel now hates both Zach and Michelle because they are so skeasy.

by shesaskeasybtch December 9, 2005

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