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Smashturbate

It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.
At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"
by Phil_This March 28, 2011
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masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
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smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.
Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.
by yoodooright April 14, 2008
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Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
by Annie July 1, 2005
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Masterbaté

It’s simply the same as “masterbate” but it’s a classier way to say it.
I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.
by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021
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masterbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
by xexashi69 March 28, 2019
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Masterbate

Will loves to masterbate
by Will is here! March 22, 2017
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