smashturbation

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

by the secret stoner October 9, 2011

Smashturbate

To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)

"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."

by m4tye October 5, 2015

Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 26, 2011

smashturbate

to smash yourself

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate

by frprtz March 29, 2010

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012