smaxy bran muffin

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.

maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!

by smaxy May 29, 2008

smox

A no-show at major events.

Janet Jackson pulled a smox at the last Grammies to avoid the embarassment.

by Bill Splinton February 18, 2004

smao

A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.

Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.
Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.
Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.

by dave the plumber December 28, 2008

smao

Shitting my ass off

I ate some bad chicken and was up all night smao

by mrlwt5 August 30, 2009

smooxy

An alternative word to the word "sexy."
Much better, and sounds yummy.

"Andy is very smooxy."

by PoultryChamp November 22, 2006

SMAPxSMAP

SMAP`s TV show on Tuesday nights at 11pm.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.

SMAPxSMAP was hilarious last night.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

SMAO

sneezing my ass off, when you cant stop sneezing.

Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: bless you
Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: jeez, bless you.

Wanda: goodness, I'm smao

by jess02 January 25, 2015