Smainkie

Small man Wainkie or very small penis

Did you see him get out the pool... His shorts were so tight it showed his Smainkie

by BeeGee December 23, 2012

Boo Boo Stains

Shit stains that are lefted on boxers, underwears, or panties.

Yo thats fucking nasty, D lefted Boo Boo Stains on his boxers!

by Bobby D LK October 29, 2008

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

Period stains

The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.

"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."

by jhgfng1 May 7, 2010

yum stains

Food stains on the clothes or face.

You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk

by John Stambaugh August 2, 2006

Fat Stains

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.

Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!

by DeathAtTheParty November 21, 2010

gravy stains

When a fat girls ass cheeks are so big they dont allow the crack to see the light of day which results in gravy stains. This could happen over a period of a few months. Also known as mustard stains.

Yeah...lets see that ass baby.Wait...what the fuck, you got gravy stains on that ass.

by oldschool22 November 30, 2011