to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
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Get the Bone Snaffler mug.Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.
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"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
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Get the shaffles mug.A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
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